British Boring Corporation…..

Jeremy Clarkson goes down as the first person ever to make BBC’s The One Show look interesting. Jason Manford almost managed it, but pulled out of a live Skype interview at the last moment. Clarkson’s rehearsed and so-called ‘outspoken’ remark suggesting that all public sector strikers should be shot, was met with a torrent of outrage by union leaders, left-wing activists and other members of our society with no sense of perspective, or any understanding of what a twat Clarkson is. Twitter went mad, with one tweet suggesting that among those he suggested be assassinated would probably be the people who saved his mate Richard Hammond’s life when he crashed at speed in 2006. Wow, that’ll really make Clarkson think twice before spouting any anti-public sector worker crap. In the end, Clarkson demonstrated his twatiness again by apologising. Friday’s edition of The One Show had the ‘funny ‘coz I’m a Scouser’ comedian John Bishop  as a guest. I’m sure he was as just as controversial as Clarkson, maybe slagging off Stephen Fry, dwarves, and the disabled, following this by telling us all exactly what he’d like to do to Kate Middleton, but I switched off after a couple of minutes. I’m not sure I could survive so much shock and outrage in one week.