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Dark days for football………….

In recognition of Sir Alex Ferguson’s contribution to Manchester United they’ve named a stand at Old Trafford after him. Nice, but would you really want to sit in the ‘Grumpy Scottish Arsehole stand?’ Football remains in the spotlight for all … Continue reading

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Munich Air Crash? London hair dash…….

Wayne Rooney’s had a hair transplant at a top London clinic , which I’m sure will go a long way to making him more attractive. Maybe he thinks that it will give him more confidence and go some way to … Continue reading

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A real Pro……..

Steven Gerrard (Stevie C, as I like to call him), reckons that Wayne Rooney will be able to keep his mind on the game tomorrow night.  Which, funnily enough, is just how he likes his women.

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